You ready to get out there and make a love connection? Here’s some no-fail {ish} pick-up lines, sure to woo any sensible lady:
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
- I was so struck by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
- My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful woman in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink. {Why?} Because when I looked at you I dropped mine.
- Can I have directions? {To where?} Your heart. {Ew, this one is just disturbingly cheesy}
- There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look. {It’s the flattery approach, gentleman.}
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see? {Aren’t words fun?}
- I must be a snowflake, because I think I’ve fallen for you. {Snowflakes are SUPER masculine, so comparing yourself to one is a superb idea, I think.}
- There must be something wrong with my phone. {Why?} It doesn’t have your number in it.
- Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
Now go get ’em tigers,
Matchmaker Mavis
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Misty says
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