It’s another Friday night, and if you ain’t go nobody {I think that’s how the song goes}, Matchmaker Mavis is here to help. Remember when I told you I’d give you a location and ineffective awesome pick-up lines, then you could do the rest? Well, tonight I want you to head to the gym and pick up more than weights…
- Do you have any tape, because I am totally ripped. {Flex as you tell her this–women LOVE this kind of visual reinforcement.}
- This elliptical isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up. {Ladies, please do not fall off of your elliptical machine if this one comes your way.}
- Let’s do lunge. {When in doubt, be punny.}
- My trainer told me to I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine. {Okay, this one might actually work.}
- Is your tank top felt? [Answer: No] Would you like it to be? {Can you say impromptu kick-boxing class?}
- How’d you like to take a long, romantic walk on the treadmill?
- I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two. {This one is the perfect blend of creepy and cheesy.}
- I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto a plane. {When in doubt, stick with a classic, I always say.}
- Do you have a band-aid? Because I’m cut.
- I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.
Okay boys, go make me proud.
~Matchmaker Mavis
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