Okay…
First I want to tell you about a few deals I think you might be interested in…
And then a story…
#1 I went to Rite Aid this morning and scored a year supply of dishwasher detergent, panty liners, pasta, pasta sauce and 4 boxes of Special K Cereal for FREE…
If you haven’t been hording coupon inserts like the crazy lady who writes this blog… Then I will at least tell you how to get 4 boxes of Special K Cereal for FREE this week @ Rite Aid.
Special K is on sale buy 1 get 1 FREE this week…
Go HERE and register or log in & print out (2) buy 1 get 1 FREE coupons (2 per computer)
Go to Rite Aid… put the 4 boxes in you cart… go to the register… have the nice cashier ring them up… give her the coupons… and walk out with 4 FREE boxes of cereal… it’s that easy!
Update! If you have the Rite Aid Wellness Card (it’s free just ask for one at the register if you don’t) You will also score (4) $1.00 off your next purchase coupons!!!!… Which would of course make this MONEY MAKING CEREAL!!!
#2 Need some elcheapo Soy Sauce? Go Here… print the $1.00 off soy sauce & marinade coupons… each will print out $1.00 off ANY Product… They sell this soy sauce at target for $1.42 a bottle… with coupon… only .42 cents! Sweet! You should be able to print out 2 of each coupon…
#3 Want some FREE dental floss??? Go to coupons.com and look for the $1.00 of reach floss coupon… Target sells the small pack for .97 cents… which means… FREE… You can print out 2 coupons per computer… BUT WAIT… it gets even better… if you are signed up for swagbucks... go to swagbucks.com… look on the left hand side… click on “Coupons” and print your 2 floss coupons there… WHY? Because each coupon you print via the swagbucks coupon link & redeem… will score you 10 swagbuck points… that’s what I call double dippin!
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Okay… now for my story…
Sooo…. I received a phone call from my neighbor the other day…
Hi Mavis… How are you… I have a question to ask…
Where are you?
I’m @ home…Why? Is this a bad time? Do you need to call me back?
No….
(What she didn’t know was that not 10 seconds earlier I had been in the “recycle bin” collecting coupons… I thought for sure she had somehow seen me and was calling to ask what the heck I was doing… I swear I almost peed my pants it was so stinkin funny…
Blah Blah Blah… I bought a video online about couponing and I invited some of my friends over to watch it… but the video is kinda cheesy and I was hoping you would come over and talk about how you coupon ect. ect. and maybe bring your coupon binder and just sorta be there in case people had questions…
When, What time, Will you be serving food?
Blah Blah Blah… Yes, I’m serving food…
Okay… I’ll be there…
But because I have a serious case of OCD (self diagnosed of course) I can’t just show up and yackety yak about coupons… I have to have a presentation… with visual aids… and deal scenarios… and coupons… and FREE products galore… my mind is going a million miles a minute… which is great… because we all know I have nothing better to do this week than worry about speaking in front of a bunch of strangers about coupons…
Nah… I got nothing important going on…
So…
My question to you is…
If you were to show up to this coupon party…
What would YOU want to know…
What questions would YOU be asking me?
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P.S… Would it be weird if I passed out FREE panty liners as parting gifts?
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