I am currently sandwiched between a man and his very large quart sized bag of beef jerky who keeps shaking his leg as if he needs to use the lavatory and The Girl and her powered doughnuts.
The stewardess tried to sell me a breakfast skillet for $6. GROSS!
However I did score a free apple juice and .5oz bag of Cinnamon Bagels Chips & Pretzels. I think the family behind me is Greek or at least that’s what it sounds like. I think they must be speaking Greek because it kinda sounds like the movie My Sister’s Big Fat Greek Wedding back there. I just hope the Dad didn’t bring along a bottle of Windex.
I was the first person to use the toilet paper in the lavatory. I know this because there were two brand new rolls when I closed the bi-fold door. I had to resist stealing one of the rolls of toilet paper. Usually when we stay in a hotel I stuff the extra roll of toilet paper in my backpack and sometimes the Kleenex too. I don’t know why I do this. Maybe it’s because I have OCD or maybe it’s because I want to get caught by airport security and embarrass the handsome husband.
I think it’s the latter of the two. Yep. I’m one sick puppy. What can I say? I’m easily amused.
Where in the World Is Mavis? Keep guessing! Once you get the state right I will play the “hot and cold” game.
Clue #1: The state has TWO A’s in it.
If it’s Such a Small World Then Why Have I Been Sitting on this Airplane for Twelve Hours?
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