Do you have a work Christmas party you are obligated to attend this year? Maybe a neighborhood party? While everyone is in good spirits you should totally roll out some cheesy pick-up lines in an attempt to line up a date for New Years. And, of course, I am here to help with a couple of solid ideas:
- I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on the naughty list. {Use at your own risk}
- All I want for Christmas is you. {If it works in Love Actually, it should work for you!}
- I like milk and cookies, but I would rather have you.
- You look like you should be on the top of a Christmas tree, Angel. {Barf.}
- Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you. {Gag}
- I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight, wanna get out of here? {Might land you a first date opportunity right away}
- I’d definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
- You must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- Can I take your picture? Why? Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
- Those aren’t visions of sugarplums dancing through my head, it’s all you.
Merry Christmas and Good Luck!
Mavis
Jules says
Where DO you find these things!?